the text message diaries – humour (#2)

Hi loves,

Here is the second instalment of the text message diaries! If you’re unaware of what that is, it’s a series I started on my blog where I basically share snippets of significant conversations I’ve had with with people that I thought would be interesting to share and talk about – for this section, I wanted to focus on humour.

ClickΒ hereΒ to see part one – me, myself and I.



guess the app






my mum still doesn’t understand how she ended up with such a sarcastic child






when trying to have a nice moment you can always count on me to lower the tone, I only speak in vine references



mum once again probably wondering how she ended up with such a weird child


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we love abba


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me in a nutshell


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where is the lie


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I uploaded a selfie on Instgaram for the first time in 84 yrs


Let me know if you like these or if you find them super boring and think honestly Chloe no one cares about your text messages (?????) ! I wanted to try something different but let me know if you find these posts interesting hehee, I don’t want to bore you guys. I’m just experimenting!

All my love,

Chloe .xx

48 thoughts on “the text message diaries – humour (#2)

  1. Karen Wodstrup says:

    Boring? Oh heck NO! I can’t believe I haven’t read, heard or seen this on your blog before! (I mean it’s hard to hear something on a written blog… but, you get the idea) It’s SO fucking hilarious. You’re like savage level 100 and your sense of humor is like the best thing ever. Like I actually laughed out loud reading this (yes, you’re welcome to imagine the face the entire buss just pulled….) Anyway, much love for this post and you! xx

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  2. abbyuppington says:

    Hahahahah this is brilliant. I don’t even think I could put my texts up, they are so inappropriate and the ones I could put up would be just asking Dan to pick me up some cheese on his way home from work!

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