Hi loves,
Here’s the third instalment of the Text Message Diaries! – if you’re unaware of what that is, it’s a mini series I started on my blog where I basically share snippets of conversations Iβve had with people that I thought would be interesting to read / talk about β for this instalment I didn’t know what to title it as it’s pretty all over the place (my life in a nutshell), I guess it’s just weird humour, but I’ll let you decide. Enjoy .xx
ClickΒ hereΒ to see part one – me, myself and I
ClickΒ hereΒ to see part two – humour
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I’m putting this one first because it’s single handedly the nicest thing someone has ever said to me, this was one of those messages that I’ll never forget. I remember reading it and thinking wow, I’ve been waiting for someone to tell me that my entire life. It was the strangest feeling because it made me happy and sad at the same time. I don’t speak to this person anymore and they’ll never see this but I hope they’re okay and that they found what they were looking for, they deserved only good things.
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I don’t think this is true but whatever floats ur boat I guess
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by partner they actually mean I just sit there and listen to them whine on about life for all hours of the day but yanno
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backhanded compliment ?? does anyone ever receive messages they don’t know how to respond to because hi me too
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again, anyone ever receive messages they don’t know how to respond to
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im known for having notoriously small hands and apparently they’re only getting smaller so that’s nice i guess . exactly what i wanted
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I was debating on putting this one in but I had to I’M SORRY OKAY if I have to go through it you have to go through it
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this will make absolutely no sense out of context but basically they were holding broccoli for no reason at all and that’s that on that
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my friend was supposed to say they were gonna move house but…it didn’t come out that way
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And there we have it – apologies for this post because it makes no coherent sense but this is me we’re talking about and so really, were we expecting anything less? Probably not.
All my love,
Chloe .xx
Aww this is super cute n funny i like these kind of convos π₯°
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Ahh thank you! X
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Hahah I loved this so much! π These are my fav posts of you. So funny! I loved the last one hahah
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Thank you!! xx
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Omg I actually lost brain cells (in a good way) – I love these they’re so funny!! xD
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HAHAHA don’t worry I lose brain cells reading these too, thank you! X
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that first one is adorable!! I love this series its so interesting π xx
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Thank you! xx
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Lmao, this is such a hilarious post! I love it!
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Thank you!
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Woah!! Now this is so cool and funny as wellβ great post gurll β€οΈ
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Thank you! xx
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wow this was so funny and this is such an interesting concept. especially the last one hahahaha
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hahahah thank you X
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This is so good and so unique. I love it so much, you are hands down one of my absolute fav bloggers!!!!xxx
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Ooooo I have so much love for you !! Thanks angel girl xx
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Ya know the one about the monkeys is actually a good question. ππ€Reading this made me smile so thanksπ
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Hahaha, you’re welcome! X
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This was hilarious. What an interesting concept for a series! I can not believe this is the first one of yours I am reading!
I am not gonna lie though: I also think about the monkey question a fair bit. Do they actually eat bananas? Or are we being stereotypical to monkeys? These are the questions that keep me up at night.
Also, I love your response to the bleached assholes question. It is absolutely hilarious and I honestly laughed out loud when I got to that part.
Hope youβre feeling much better after your feelings about past choices xx
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Ahhhh I’m so glad you like it! Thank you haha, I’m glad it gave you a laugh!
I suppose it is a good question in the grand scheme of things – is it just a stereotype? Will we ever know? What else is the world hiding from us? And honestly, who even thinks about bleached assholes? My friends, apparently. Concerned is not the word.
Feeling much better than I was a couple of weeks ago, thank you so much for asking xx
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Hahaha, so good! I might do this sometime, if you don’t mind? π
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Thank you! Go for it xx
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You’re welcome and thanks! π
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